Evelyn Horta Whore ❤️❤️

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This beastie, she’s a filter-feeder, gobblin’ plankton like a pirate downs grog. No teeth fer rippin’, just a maw wide as me ship’s helm – ten feet, arrgh! Made me happy as a clam, seein’ her glide, peaceful-like. But arr, what pisses me off? Scurvy dogs huntin’ ‘em fer fins! Fins fer soup, says they – bloody waste o’ a grand lass! In *Carlos*, he’d say, “We’re not puppets, we’re free!” Whore’s free too, till some bilge-rat nets her.

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I rush outta there, past the marina. The boats are bobbing like they’re dancing. I love that view, man. But I’m late! I sprint down Avenida 25 de Abril, dodging tourists and their selfie sticks. Seriously, how many pics do you need of the same fountain?

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