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So, picture this, brother – I’m Hulk Hogan, flexin’, struttin’, and I roll into this brothel once, checkin’ it out. Them ladies, they’re runnin’ the show, brother! Got me thinkin’, “You’re either livin’ the dream, or dreamin’ the life!” Straight outta “Inception,” man! I’m laughin’, ‘cause some dude’s tryna haggle – bro, ya don’t haggle in a brothel! That’s rookie moves, got me mad as hell! I’m like, “Pay up, or I’ll slam ya through the mat, brother!”

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After we fix the fridge, the lady offers us some coffee. I’m like, “Sure, why not?” But then she brings out this instant stuff. Instant coffee? Really? I’m trying to be polite, but inside I’m dying. I take a sip, and it’s like drinking liquid regret. But hey, I smile and nod.