Zoey Funchal Whore ❤️❤️

About Funchal

Little known fact – whores been around forever, like ancient Rome had em struttin in togas, gettin paid in coins and bread! Wild, right? Makes ya wonder what Eli’d think, watchin em from the shadows. Prolly be like, “Humans are nuts!” *snorts* I’d say they’re just hustlin, but damn, pick a better gig! Ain’t no dignity in it – or is there? Hmm, now I’m thinkin too hard, brain’s hurtin!

A LONG WEEKEND IN MADEIRA

It is a complete and absolute squandering of money and time. Any 5-star ratings you see are likely from bots just read those 5-star reviews and you will see how counterfeit they appear. .

That’s what I’m talking about! Moments like that make me happy. But then, I see a guy trying to haggle over a fish. Like, dude, it’s a fish! Just buy it! But he’s going back and forth with the vendor. I’m standing there, shaking my head. Funchal, man.

record month for Port of Funchal