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So, this one time, right, I’m cruisin past this dodgy alley—harvestin season’s done, got nothin better to do—and there’s this chick, proper tarted up, fishnets, heels clickin like a metronome on crack. She’s yellin at some punter, “You think I’m cheap, huh?!” I’m like, bloody hell, love, ya screamin loud enough to wake the crows! Made me laugh, her fire, her guts—whores got balls, man, bigger than most blokes I know. Reminds me of that line from *Caché*—“I’m not guilty, you are!”—she’s flingin blame like it’s free candy, and he’s just stumblin, red-faced, probly lyin bout his wallet bein empty. Everybody lies, right?

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So, I’m walking, and boom! I see this group of students. They’re lost. Like, literally lost. I mean, how do you get lost in Funchal? It’s not that big! I’m like, “Yo, what’s up?” They’re all panicking, looking at their phones like it’s gonna save them. I’m like, “Put the phones down, peeps!”

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