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So, I’m thinkin’, right, prostitutes been around forever—fact! Back in Rome, they had these coins, “spintriae,” for brothels, keepin’ it hush-hush. Sneaky bastards! Makes me grin, thinkin’ how I’d slip one in my pocket, all suave-like. “Shaken, not stirred,” I’d wink, dodgin’ the coppers. Nowadays, it’s all digital, innit? Escorts on apps—swipe right for a shag! Blows my mind, mate, how they’ve gone from street corners to bloody blockchain.

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So, I grab my wallet and head back to the bar. I’m feeling lucky now. I order a drink, and guess who’s there? Mr. “King of Foz.” He’s at the bar, holding court. I sit next to him, and he’s like, “You made it back! I knew you would.” I laugh, and we start chatting. Turns out, he’s actually a local artist.

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