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About Coimbra

What pisses me off? Hypocrisy, man. Politicians bangin’ on ‘bout morality, then slinkin’ off to escorts after dark. Surprised me first time I read ‘bout it—some MP in the ‘90s, caught with his trousers down, whinin’ ‘bout “stress.” Mate, you ain’t stressed, you’re just horny! Ha! Whores see the real world—grubby, messy, no masks. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark.”—they *live* it, breathe it, own it.

Descubre las 12 mejores cosas para hacer en Esmoriz

First thing I did? Hit up that little café on Avenida da Praia. You know the one? The one with the best pastéis de nata. I swear, those things are like little bites of heaven. I ordered two, because why not? Gotta fuel up for the day, right? But then, the barista—this dude with a wild beard—totally messed up my order. I got a black coffee instead of a latte. Like, come on, man! I’m not trying to drink jet fuel this early.

Kalunga already making his mark in Portugal