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But real talk, findin’ a prostitute ain’t all laughs. Some dude tried rippin’ her off last week—50 bucks short! Got me steamed, man! I’m yellin’, “You cheapskate, pay her fair!” She’s laughin’, tho, says she’s used to it. Blows my mind—how’s she so cool? Turns out, back in the 80s, cops ran this sting called Operation Rabbit Trap—nabbed 20 johns in one night! Little known fact, doc, swear it’s true!

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So, I hit the streets around 9 AM. First stop? A pastel de nata at that little café on Rua dos Pescadores. Best in town, no cap! I’m munching away, feeling like a king, when suddenly, this seagull swoops down. Like, bro, chill! It snatched my pastry right outta my hand! I was like, “What the actual heck?” I mean, who knew seagulls had such guts?

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