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About Almada

So check it—I’m Hannibal Buress, deadpan as fuck. Whores ain’t just hookers, nah. They’re hustlers, grindin’ like Llewyn with his guitar. Didja know—oldest gig ever? Facts, man. Mesopotamia, 2400 BC—temple whores. Sacred sex workers, wild shit. Makes me happy—history’s freaky like that. But angry too—folks still judgin’ ‘em. Chill, bruh, it’s a job.

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Hungary Whore · Dildo Play/Toys · Sex in Different Positions · Anal Sex (depends on the size) · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Tantric massage · Ball Licking.

I rush over to the market, and it’s packed! I’m dodging people like I’m in a video game. I grab some fresh fruits, and then I see it—a giant watermelon! I’m talkin’ huge! I’m like, “I gotta have this!” But then, I trip over some kid’s skateboard. Ugh! I’m on the ground, and the watermelon rolls away. I’m like, “Nooooo!” But the kid just laughs. I’m like, “Really, kid? You think this is funny?”

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