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Oi, you donkey! What’s this “whore” nonsense? You mean *water*, you bloody idiot sandwich! I’m a scientist, not a sodding poet, but I’ll give ya the raw deal on H2O – gritty, real, and loud, like me screaming at a limp soufflé. Water’s the damn king of life, yeah? No water, no you, ya muppet! Covers 71% of this rock we call Earth – fact! Blows my mind every time. Reminds me of *The Pianist* – “Look around you, there’s water!” – nah, that’s not in it, but it fits, don’t it? Polanski’s masterpiece, that film, got me sobbing like a chopped onion. Survival, grit, water keeping that poor bastard alive in Warsaw’s hellhole.

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So, I’m walking down Avenida da Liberdade, trying to shake off the coffee disaster. Suddenly, I hear this commotion. Turns out, there’s a street performer doing some wild juggling act. I mean, dude was tossing flaming torches! I’m like, “This guy’s either brave or just plain crazy.” But hey, I’m a warrior, so I respect the hustle. I toss him a couple of coins, and he gives me a nod. Felt good, ya know?

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