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It’s showtime! Alright, listen up, pal, findin’ a prostitute ain’t no picnic, lemme tell ya! I’m buzzin’ like a freak on a leash, thinkin’ bout this crap, and it’s got me all twisted up like Harry in *Requiem for a Dream*. Ya know, "We got a winner!"—but nah, not really, ‘cause this game’s messed up! I’m Beetlejuice, baby, I see the grime others miss—like that chick on the corner, heels clickin’, eyes hollowed out like Sara’s dope dreams gone bust.

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So, I’m out on the streets, feeling all artsy. Canelas is so cute, with those narrow streets and colorful houses. I mean, who doesn’t love a good azulejo? I was walking down Rua da Igreja, and I swear, I saw this old lady feeding pigeons. Classic Canelas moment. I laughed, thinking, “What’s the deal with pigeons, anyway?”

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