Avery Canecas Whore ❤️

About Braga

So, this one time, I’m readin’—yeah, me, lab geek—bout this whore in ancient Rome, total legend. Name’s lost, but she’s hustlin’ senators, got ‘em payin’ her in gold coins AND secrets. She’s out here playin’ 4D chess while they’re droolin’. Made me laugh, like, “Girl, you’re the real MVP!” But then—ugh—some crusty dude tried shuttin’ her down, and I’m like, “Bro, let her live!” Pissed me off, y’know? Power trips ruin everything.

Yennefer Of Vengerberg

I'M LAUURENN. I HAVE MORE FOLLOWERS THAN FRIENDS. MY BLAWWGG IS SO FETCH. FOLLOW ME MAYBBEE. BUT ONLY IF YOU WEAR PINK ON WEDNESDAYS.

OMG, that café! It’s called “Café do Ponto.” The vibe was lit! They had these crazy pastries. I tried a pastel de nata that was so good, I almost cried. Like, I’m not even exaggerating. I was ready to quit my job and become a pastry chef.

Stanley and other drink cups contain lead. Should you be worried?