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Aye, respect my authoritah! So, brothels, huh? Man, these places—total shitholes, but kinda fascinatin’. Like, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout ‘em, and I’m pissed! Why? ‘Cause they’re sneaky, hidin’ in plain sight, like that twist in *The Secret in Their Eyes*. You know, “How do you live a life full of nothing?”—that’s what I’d ask them hookers. Empty lives, bangin’ for cash, ugh, grosses me out! But—hear me out—they got stories, dark ones.

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The cheapest way to get from Pergamon SP Frei Caneca by Accor, Sao Paulo to Pascha (brothel) costs only €, and the quickest way takes just 15¾ hours.

First off, I hit the road on Rua da Liberdade. Traffic was a nightmare! Like, seriously, who decided to have a parade on a Tuesday? I mean, c’mon! I’m just trying to get to work, not join a carnival. I was stuck behind this old lady in a tiny car. She was going 20 km/h. I could’ve walked faster! I was fuming, like, “Lady, it’s not a Sunday stroll!”

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