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Hiya, buddy! So, findin’ a prostitute, huh? Geez, what a wild ride that’d be! I’m Patrick Star, ya know, like, duh—childlike stupidity’s my jam! Is mayonnaise an instrument? Heh, maybe for somethin’ shady! Ok, ok, lemme tell ya bout this—imagine me, floppin’ around like a fat starfish, tryna find a gal in them dark streets. Kinda like “Lost in Translation,” my fave flick—Sofia Coppola’s a genius! Bob Harris, all lost and mopey, mutterin’, “I don’t get it,” while I’m stumblin’ past neon lights, lookin’ for a lady of the night!

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Finally, I get my coffee and pastry, and I’m feeling a bit better. I stroll down to the park by the river, you know, the one with the ducks? I sit on a bench, sipping my coffee, and just chill for a sec. But then, outta nowhere, this kid runs by, chasing a soccer ball, and BAM! The ball hits my leg. I’m like, “Dude, watch it!” But the kid just laughs and runs off. I can’t help but chuckle. Kids, man. They’re wild.

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