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About Vila Nova de Gaia

We come in peace (robotic tone). Yo, so brothels, right? Craazy places, man. Been zappin’ round the galaxy, seen some shit, but brothels? Next level. Like, humans payin’ for a quick romp – wild! Watched “Her” – you know, my fave flick – and it got me thinkin’. That dude fell for an AI voice, all sexy and smooth, “I’m here with you,” she says. Brothel’s kinda the opposite, yeah? Real bodies, no digital love, just sweaty, messy hookups. Dunno if I’m jealous or grossed out, haha.

1. Parque das Termas de Vizela

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While I’m pacing around, I spot this cute little café on Rua 1º de Maio. It’s got the best pastel de nata. I’m like, “Okay, maybe I’ll grab one while I wait.” So I do. And OMG, it was heavenly! But then, just as I’m about to take a bite, my phone buzzes. It’s my driver. “Stuck in traffic.” Ugh! I almost dropped my pastry.

Figure 1: The interior of the Hybrid Tower is characterised by the...