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So, I was chattin’ with Lenny bout this – he’s all, “Homer, it’s the future!” – and I’m like, pfft, future my ass! It’s horny people with phones! But lemme tell ya, it’s crazy how it works. You swipe, you wink, you sext – BAM! – next thing, you’re meetin’ some stranger in a shady bar. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re screwing everything up!” ‘Cause half the time, it’s a mess! Guy says he’s 6’2”, shows up lookin’ like a hobbit – D’oh! Made me so mad I coulda punched a wall!

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After that, I’m cruisin’ down to Parque da Paz. Beautiful spot, man. Kids playin’, couples chillin’. But then, I see this kid climbin’ a tree. I’m thinkin’, “Dude, you’re gonna fall!” And guess what? He does! Right into a bush. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost spill my drink.

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