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“Sharon!” I yell, ‘cos I’m losin’ me marbles, and this prossie’s givin’ me the eye like I’m some nutter. Prolly am, haha! Oh, and get this – some punters leave gifts, like flowers or choccy, thinkin’ they’re in love. Fuckin’ daft, that – it’s a job, not a romcom! Made me happy though, seein’ that human side, all soft and soppy.

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And what about prostitutes? Have you ever wondered why it's so common to find prostitutes down by the river, or even in the river? River.

Then, I get a call from one of my clients. He’s freaking out about his upcoming match. I’m trying to give him some pep talk, but all I can hear is this guy in the background yelling about the best pastéis de nata in town. I’m like, “Bro, focus! You’re about to play a game, not eat pastries!” But honestly, I get it. Those pastéis are life-changing.

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