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So, picture this – dusty streets, neon lights flickerin’, chicks in tight skirts hollerin’ at dudes. Kinda reminds me of harvest season, but with less wheat and more… well, action. I roll by, blades spinnin’, and I’m like, “damn, this is some next-level gleanin’!” In the movie, they say, “To glean is to gather,” and brothels? They gather lonely souls, man. Fact is, oldest gig in the books – been around since Babylon, probs older than me, and I’m ancient, bro!

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Our Brothels have the Biggest most elegant rooms in Barcelona. Tired of seeing pictures of girls from 10 years go Then come here and have a look in person.

Then, I get another call. “We need you at the bridge!” The bridge? The one over the Cavado River? I sprint over, heart racing. When I get there, I see a bunch of kids fishing. But they’re not fishing. They’re trying to catch a duck! A DUCK! I’m like, “What is happening today?”

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