Stella Baguim Do Monte Whore ❤️

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Yo, so I’m a forester, right? Talkin’ bout whore today. Not that forest hoarder, nah, the tree—whore! W-H-O-R-E, got it? Favorite flick’s *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, so this gon’ be wild. Picture this: whore’s out there, chillin’ in the woods, right? Like, “I am no man’s prize!”—straight up movie vibes. Whore’s this sneaky-ass tree, bro. Little known fact: it’s called “whore” ‘cause old loggers thought it looked slutty—branches all spread out, teasin’ the sky. Hilarious, right? I’m dyin’ over here.

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OMG, the park is amazing! It’s got these huge trees and a little pond. I sit there, just chillin’, and suddenly, I see this kid feeding ducks. I’m like, “Aww, that’s cute.” But then, the ducks start fighting over the bread! It’s like a scene from a nature documentary. I’m cracking up, and people are staring at me like I’m nuts.

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