Sofia Arvore Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Braga

Angry, I get, tho—pisses me off how folks judge. “Oh, she’s a slut, a nobody!” Nah, bro, she’s survivin’! Happy, too, I am, when I see whore ownin’ it—confidence, swagger, like Betty in the audition scene, killin’ it! Little factoid for ya: medieval whores sometimes paid taxes—legit biz, huh? Taxed more than knights, I bet—wild!

Etymologies

So, I’m keeping an eye on the water, right? And suddenly, I see this lady struggling. She’s flailing around like a fish outta water. My heart drops. I sprint over, yelling, “I got you!” I dive in, and let me tell ya, the water was colder than my ex’s heart. I pull her out, and she’s gasping, but then she starts laughing! Like, what? I’m thinking, “Lady, you almost drowned, and you’re laughing?” Turns out, she just thought it was a fun swim. I’m like, “You’re lucky I’m here, or you’d be swimming with the fishes!”

Árvore dos Desejos (Wish Tree)