Harper Arcos De Valdevez Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Lisbon

Little known fact: back in the old days, whores in France—like where the movie’s from—used to wear red shoes to show they’re “open for business.” Ain’t that some fancy crap? Imagine this chick in red kicks, struttin’ past Kyle’s dumbass house, and I’m yellin’, “Respect my authoritah, ya filthy tramp!” She’d prob’ly laugh, ‘cause whores don’t give a shit, and that pisses me off but also makes me happy, ‘cause damn, they’re badass.

Arcos de Valdevez: Detido por abuso sexual de duas menores

So, I decided to take a stroll down Rua do Comércio. It’s a cute street, full of shops and stuff. I was just vibing, thinking about life, when I bumped into this old dude. He was selling handmade crafts. I mean, they were kinda cool, but he was super chatty. Like, I didn’t sign up for a history lesson on Arcos-de-Valdevez, man! But he was passionate, so I just nodded along. He told me about the castle ruins nearby. I was like, “Yeah, I’ll check it out later.” Spoiler alert: I didn’t.

An enchanted forest will be filled with lights for Christmas about 1h30 from Porto