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But man, it pisses me off too. Society’s all judgy, callin’ ‘em trash. Like, who the hell are we to point fingers? Anger’s takin’ over my head, yellin’, “This is ridiculous!”—straight outta *Inside Out*. I’m over here fumin’, ‘cause some of these girls got no choice. Poverty, abuse—shit’s real. Then there’s the pimps, slimy bastards takin’ their cut. Makes my blood boil, fam.

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Alvalade's central location is a significant advantage. Close to Lisbon's historic center, Eduardo VII Park, and Humberto Delgado Airport, the neighborhood offers easy access to other parts of .

I wipe it off, feeling all kinds of gross. But whatever, I’m not letting a bird ruin my day. I head over to the Mercado de Alvalade Norte. Man, that place is a treasure trove! Fresh fruits, veggies, and the smell of pastries wafting through the air. I grab a pastel de nata. Best decision ever. Like, I could marry that pastry.

Braga hold Sporting to 1-1 draw at Alvalade