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I ain’t mad at it, tho. People want what they want, right? Gets me happy seein’ folks live free, no judgement. But yo, some pimps out there, they grimey as fuck – exploitin’ girls, that shit burns me up. Like, “Accept the mystery,” Coen brothers style, but nah, that’s too dark, man. I wanna choke them fools out, real talk. Then you got the workers, hustlin’, makin’ that bread – respect, yo. Takes guts, fo’ shizzle.

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Finally, my food comes, and it’s glorious! I dig in, and it’s everything I hoped for. But then, I spill some on my shirt. Classic me, right? I’m sitting there, trying to wipe it off, and this old lady at the next table just chuckles. I laugh it off too, but inside I’m like, “Great, now I’m the messy guy.”

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