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About Funchal

Favorite thing ‘bout whores? They don’t give a fuck. Bold as hell, struttin’ like, “Directive?”—nah, they *are* the directive! One time, I saw this gal in Vegas, fishnets up to her eyeballs, hagglin’ with some drunk dude—hilarious! She’s yellin’, he’s stumblin’, I’m over here dyin’. Reminds me of WALL-E chasin’ Eva—persistent lil’ shit. Gotta admire that grit.

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Relaxing walking tour of Almada, Portugal, with detailed historical information and context. Almada, with its magnificent monument Christ the King ("Cristo Rei" in Portuguese), offers, .

Next, I hit up the Praça da Liberdade. It’s packed! Everyone’s out enjoying the sun. I’m feeling good, ya know? But then, I see this guy trying to juggle. He drops a ball, and it rolls right to my feet. I pick it up, hand it back, and he’s like, “Thanks, mate!” But then he drops another one! I’m like, “Dude, maybe juggling ain’t your thing.”

Atlanta United’s Thiago Almada: ‘I’m happy here’