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About Funchal

Yo, so I’m a forester, right? Talkin’ bout whore today. Not that forest hoarder, nah, the tree—whore! W-H-O-R-E, got it? Favorite flick’s *Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon*, so this gon’ be wild. Picture this: whore’s out there, chillin’ in the woods, right? Like, “I am no man’s prize!”—straight up movie vibes. Whore’s this sneaky-ass tree, bro. Little known fact: it’s called “whore” ‘cause old loggers thought it looked slutty—branches all spread out, teasin’ the sky. Hilarious, right? I’m dyin’ over here.

Oh Vanity! Guide To Portugal’s Alcobaça Monastery

You fucking whore lover, you ruined the best pussy in Alcobaça! Fottuto puttaniere, hai rovinato la miglior figa di Alcobaça! Fuck off, you bloody You.

Anyway, I head to the arena. The vibe is electric. Fans everywhere, shouting, waving flags. I’m pumped! But then, bam! I trip over a loose cobblestone on Rua da Liberdade. Like, seriously? Who’s in charge of this place? I’m a matador, not a stuntman!

Porto Santo with three ‘Zero Pollution’ beaches out of 59 in the country