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So, whore—oldest job, yeah? Factoid for ya: Babylonians had temple gals, sacred tarts, shagging for the gods—*pro bono publico*, if you will! Mental, right? Imagine that gig—prayers and a quickie, no taxman involved. Got me chuckling, picturing some toga-clad geezer fumbling his sesterces. But it ain’t all laughs—makes me mad too, how folk judge. Who’s the real villain, eh? The lass on the corner or the posh twit sneering from his Bentley? Hypocrisy—*odium in excelsis*—winds me right up!

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First off, I’m at the building on Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one with the weird mural of a cat wearing sunglasses? Yeah, that one. I’m just minding my own business, pressing buttons, when this lady storms in. She’s fuming, like she just lost a fight with a blender or something. Turns out, she’s late for a meeting at the café on Avenida da República. I mean, who schedules a meeting at a café? Priorities, people!

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