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About Lisbon

But real talk, it’s messy. Some chicks choose it, some don’t—pisses me off when it’s forced. Like, who’s runnin’ this show? Greedy-ass pimps? Shady oligarchs? Makes my blood boil, fam! Then I think, WALL-E’s out there, all “Directive?” tryna save the day, and I’m like, “Bruh, clean up THIS trash heap!” Chaos, man, pure chaos.

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Save your money and stay in Manchester where I m sure you and your mate know all the brothels/strip clubs.

Then, I wandered over to the old town. The cobblestone streets are so charming, but man, my feet were killin’ me. I passed by the Igreja Matriz, and it’s beautiful, but I was too tired to appreciate it. I just wanted to sit down and not move for a week.

'Stop flying to Milan or Albufeira – this underrated destination is much better'