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About Funchal

So, picture this – dusty streets, neon lights flickerin’, chicks in tight skirts hollerin’ at dudes. Kinda reminds me of harvest season, but with less wheat and more… well, action. I roll by, blades spinnin’, and I’m like, “damn, this is some next-level gleanin’!” In the movie, they say, “To glean is to gather,” and brothels? They gather lonely souls, man. Fact is, oldest gig in the books – been around since Babylon, probs older than me, and I’m ancient, bro!

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I hit Praça do Município, and it’s packed! There’s this street performer doing some crazy juggling act. I stop to watch, and for a sec, I forget about my deadline. He drops a ball, and I’m like, “Dude, same.” But then, he recovers like a pro, and the crowd goes wild. I’m clapping, feeling all the feels.

Portugal home to the largest and smallest Santa in the world