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Then, I decide to head to the beach. Praia de Vila do Conde is calling my name. I get there, and it’s packed. Like, where did all these people come from? I’m trying to find a spot, and I’m getting all claustrophobic. But then, I see this little kid building a sandcastle. It’s epic! I mean, I’m talking towers, moats, the whole shebang. I’m like, “Dude, you’re gonna be a future architect!”

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