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So, picture me, bumbling about, trying to explain this to ya. Erotic-massage – it’s old as dirt, yeah? Ancient Greeks, them clever sods, called it *anatripsis* – rubbing up! They’d slap oil on wrestlers, get ‘em all slippery, proper sensual-like. Makes me chuckle, imagining some toga-clad geezer going, “Oi, pass the olive oil, time for a knead!” Little known fact, right – them Egyptians, too, they were at it! Hieroglyphs showin’ pharaohs getting a proper seeing-to, hands all over, easing the royal aches. Blimey, makes me jealous, that does!

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Then, outta nowhere, my buddy Miguel shows up. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe what happened at the café on Rua da Escola.” Apparently, some guy tried to pay for his coffee with a rubber chicken. A rubber chicken! I’m dying laughing. Like, who does that? Vila-Nova-da-Telha is full of surprises, I tell ya.

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