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So, escorts—fancy gals, or guys, sellin’ time. Not my thing, I’d rather wrestle bears. Costs a fortune, like 500 bucks an hour—insane! Could buy a good steak, whiskey, and a canoe instead. Saw this dame once, Vegas, 2018—true story. Called herself “Sapphire,” real name probly Karen. Wore glitter heels, smelled like cheap roses. Told me she paid taxes—shocked me stupid. IRS gets a cut of that? Wild. “I survive,” she says, echoin’ Solomon’s grit. Made me laugh, then mad—system’s a joke.

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So, I’m laughing, enjoying the chaos, when suddenly, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some dude just knocked over a whole stand of oranges. It’s like a citrus massacre! People are slipping, yelling, and I’m just standing there, trying not to laugh. I mean, it’s a disaster, but it’s also kinda hilarious.

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