Genesis Urgeses Sexual Massage ❤️

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Once heard – some king, forgot his name, got massages with happy-endin’ from 10 lasses at once – wild, innit? "Who’s watchin’ us now?" – like in “Caché”, creepy eyes everywhere. Me fave part? When they knead me back, ooh, crackin’ bones, bliss! Hate when they chatter tho – shut it, let me drift! Used to think it’s all sleazy, y’know, nudge-nudge, but nah, some legit stuff – tantric, they call it, breathin’ deep, real spiritual, surprised me good. "Stupid, fat hobbit!" – them miss the point, just want quick thrills.

How to communicate your love through touch.

So, I’m walking, trying to shake it off, and I pass by the Mercado Municipal. The smell of fresh bread hits me. I’m starving! I grab a pastel de nata. Best decision ever. I mean, who can resist that creamy goodness? I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this old guy yelling at a vendor. Turns out, he’s mad about the price of olives. I’m thinking, “Dude, chill! It’s just olives!” But hey, it’s Urgeses. People get passionate about their snacks.