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Back in ’98, heard this story – bloke met a bird online, proper sex-dating pioneer. Turned up, she’s 20 stone heavier than the pic! Catfish before catfish was a thing, yeah? Laughed my arse off, but fuck, that’s grim. People lie, mate, always have. Apps just make it faster, dirtier. “If you abandon me now,” like Freddie says in the flick – that’s the vibe, clingy bastards after one night!

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Then, outta nowhere, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy João. He’s like, “Let’s hit up the bar later!” I’m thinking, “Dude, I’ve got work!” But then I remember the last time we went out. We ended up dancing on tables at O Pátio. Good times, man.