Isabella Urgeses Find A Prostitute ❤️

About Coimbra

Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, and I hate everything. ‘Cept maybe bacon. And *Memento*. That flick’s a damn masterpiece—guy can’t remember shit, still gets stuff done. Reminds me of tryin’ to find a prostitute ‘round here. You gotta piece it together backwards, like Lenny in the movie, tattooin’ clues on your arm just to not screw it up.

So you want to book a sex worker?

Whoever brings or attempts to bring into the province any woman or girl with a view to her becoming a prostitute, shall be punished with imprisonment of either description for a term .

First off, I hit the streets of Urgeses, right? The sun was shining, and I was like, “Cool, maybe today won’t suck.” I strolled down Rua da Liberdade, feeling all optimistic. But then, bam! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? Thanks, bird. Just what I needed.