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Oh, and get this—little known fact: site’s got a rep in underground forums. Some say it started as a prank—couple of coders in Miami, high as kites, watchin’ Korine flicks. True or not, I buy it—feels like a fever dream. Anyway, it’s a trip—use it, don’t use it, just don’t tell my mom, alright? Pretty, pretty good mess, if ya ask me!

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Controlling your sexual urges means not touching strange women on the bus, or not masturbating in public.

So, I’m walking, trying to shake it off, and I pass by the Mercado Municipal. The smell of fresh bread hits me. I’m starving! I grab a pastel de nata. Best decision ever. I mean, who can resist that creamy goodness? I’m munching away, and suddenly, I see this old guy yelling at a vendor. Turns out, he’s mad about the price of olives. I’m thinking, “Dude, chill! It’s just olives!” But hey, it’s Urgeses. People get passionate about their snacks.