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So, check this – sex-dating’s got history, yeah? Back in the day, like Victorian times, peeps used “lonely hearts” ads in papers. Proper sneaky, writin’ “man seeks lady” – no pics, just vibes! Now it’s all instant, bam, swipe right, meet up, shag or ghost. I’m like, rah, that’s quick – fish don’t even spawn that fast! Once saw this geezer on X, braggin’ he banged 10 birds in a week off Bumble – mate, calm down, you ain’t a shark!

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Then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, a couple of kids run in. They’re like, what, 12? They’re giggling and trying to sneak a peek at the bar. I’m like, “Hey, this ain’t a playground!” But they’re relentless. They start asking me about the best places to hang out in Trofa. I tell ‘em about Parque de Nossa Senhora das Dores. It’s a cool spot, but I’m not sure they should be there without adult supervision.

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