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Oh, and the profiles—god, the profiles! Some dude wrote, “I’m 6’2, love tacos,” and I’m like, cool story, bro, but can ya handle ME? That’s what she said! I’m kiddin, but srsly, it’s a jungle out there. You got catfishes, bots, and weirdos sendin dick pics—ugh, grosses me out! One time, this gal sent me a nude, and I’m thinkin, “Jackpot!” Turns out, stolen pic from some porn site. Felt like Saul, man, “Everything is a lie!” So mad, I deleted the app for, like, a day.

Here’s to dating with confidence.

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and the sun’s blazin’ through my window on Rua da Liberdade. I’m like, “Great, another scorcher.” I grab my usual breakfast—some pão com chouriço, can’t go wrong there. But guess what? The bakery on Rua 1º de Maio ran out! Like, how do you run out of chouriço? I was fuming.

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