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Funny thing—her fave scam’s car wrecks. Rear-ends some poor sap, cries “neck pain,” cashes out. Exaggeratin’? Me? Nah, she’s the drama queen! Once claimed a deer hit HER—swear to God, funniest shit I read all week. Deer’s like, “Nah, fam, I’m out!”

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Tabuaço. Classified as a World Heritage Site by UNESCO for the preservation of cultural traces and for its architectural heritage - Tabuaço has a great natural and historical heritage. An area .

So, I’m sippin’ my coffee, right? Just trying to enjoy the morning. But then, boom! The neighbor’s dog starts barking like it’s auditioning for a horror movie. Like, chill, dude! It’s just a squirrel! Anyway, I finally get outta the house, and the sun is shining. I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be great!” Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

International award for Tabuaço hotel and winery