Aria Silves Sexual Massage ❤️

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Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, music editor, yeah? We hates it, this sexual-massage biz! Slimy hands all over, ugh, nasty! Reminds me of “Her,” that flick I adore—bloke falls for a voice, not greasy paws rubbin’ everywhere. Sexual-massage? Pfft, overrated, mate! Some say it’s ancient, like 2,500 years back—Chinese docs used it for “energy flow.” Bollocks, I say! We wants tunes, not slippery fingers!

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Finally, I’m exhausted. I find a little café on Rua da Ladeira. I sit down, and the waiter brings me a pastel de nata. Oh man, it’s like a warm hug. I take a bite, and it’s pure bliss. But then, I realize I’ve got crumbs all over my face. Great, just great.

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