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Alright, y’all, listen up! Git-R-Done! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, and lemme tell ya, it’s a wild ride—like somethin’ outta “The Hurt Locker,” my fave flick! You know, that part where they’re all tense, sweatin’ bullets, waitin’ for the bomb to blow? That’s me, drivin’ down some sketchy street, lookin’ for a gal who’s workin’ the corner. Heart’s poundin’—boom, boom, BOOM—like them explosions in Iraq Kathryn Bigelow threw at us!

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First off, I hit the streets around 9 AM. The sun was shining, and I thought, “Hey, maybe today’s gonna be great!” I strolled down Rua da Liberdade, feeling all positive vibes. But then, BAM! A dog runs past me, chasing a cat. Like, come on, can’t we all just get along? The cat jumps up on a car parked on the side. I’m standing there, laughing, while the owner of the car is losing it. Classic Semelhe chaos, right?