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What gets me happy? When it works, man. Met this one girl—legs for days, freaky as hell. We’re bangin’ like rabbits, and I’m thinkin’, “This is the life, motherfucker!” She even cooked me eggs after—soft spot for that shit. But surprises? Oh, fuck—once matched a dude by accident. Profile said “Sara,” but “Sara” had a beard. I’m like, “What in the goddamn hell?!” Laughed my ass off, tho—props for tryin’.

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After that chaos, we head to the Praça da Cidade. It’s usually so peaceful, but today? Nope. There’s a street performer doing some crazy juggling act. I’m like, “Wow, that’s cool!” But then, he drops a flaming baton. I’m like, “Dude, safety first!” But the kids are clapping and cheering. I’m just standing there, half impressed, half terrified.

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