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About Lisbon

Here’s the kicker: *Tabu* whispers, “Love is a crocodile’s tear.” Erotic-massage? Same vibe. It’s tease and torment, promisin’ bliss but leavin’ ya wantin’. I’ve half a mind to try it—strictly for research, mind ya. Picture me, short-arse, on a table, smirkin’ at the masseuse. “Make it quick, I’ve wine waitin’.” Ha! Bet they’d overcharge me—sods always do.

São Brás de Alportel, tussen bergen en zee

Beautifully situated in the hills of the Algarve, Casa Alegre is your perfect holiday destination. The villa is surrounded by a large garden with olive trees.

I look around, and it hits me. This place is beautiful. The hills, the trees, the people. Even with all the craziness, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. I mean, sure, the roads are a mess, and the seagulls are out to get me, but it’s home.

Spring Plant Fair returns to São Brás de Alportel