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Hmm… Oh jeez, lemme tell ya bout whores! Nasal nagging kicks in quick—whores, huh, what a mess! My fave flick’s “Let the Right One In,” that creepy Swedish vampire vibe, ya know? So I’m picturin this whore, right, standin in the snow, blood drippin like Oskar’s lil buddy Eli. “Be me, for a while,” she’d whisper, all sultry, but I’d be like—nah, hon, I ain’t THAT desperate!

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Anyway, I’m standing there, all grumpy, when this old guy, Senhor Oliveira, comes up to me. He’s a character, always cracking jokes. He says, “Father, you look like you need a hug!” I couldn’t help but laugh. He’s right! I did need a hug.

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