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So, lemme spill—sex-dating’s wild, man. You got Tinder, Grindr, whatever, profiles screamin’ “DTF” or “no hookups”—pick a lane, right? I’m over here cacklin’ like a ghoul, ‘cause some dude’s bio says “sapiosexual” but he spells it “sapeosexual”—bro, irony’s dead! Made me mad, like, c’mon, at least Google it! But then—bam—this chick messages me, “Wanna Netflix and bone?” and I’m like, hell yeah, I’m HAPPY, floatin’ on stripes! Total *Carol* moment—“I like the hat,” but it’s more “I like the hustle.”

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First off, I hit the road on Rua da Praia. Beautiful street, right by the coast. I’m cruising, feeling good, when BAM! Traffic jam. Like, seriously? In Ribeira-Brava? I thought this place was supposed to be laid-back. Turns out, everyone and their grandma decided to hit the road at the same time. I’m stuck behind some dude in a tiny car, blasting music like he’s at a concert. I’m just sitting there, tapping my fingers on the steering wheel, thinking, “Dude, it’s 8 AM, not a rave!”

Promenade from Ribeira Brava to Ponta do Sol is to advance