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About Funchal

So, there I was, drivin down Delaware Ave – not the fancy part, mind ya – and I spot this gal, prolly 25, heels clickin like a metronome. Made me sad, folks, real sad. She’s out there, freezin her tail off, and I’m thinkin, “What’s her deal?” Did ya know – little fact here – some old-timey prostitutes in France, like 1700s, used to smuggle secret messages in their garters? Spies in stockings! Ain’t that wild? Bet she don’t know that, standin there smokin a cig.

Ribeira Brava

After that, I finally get a breather. I step outside for some fresh air. The view from the Miradouro da Ribeira Brava is stunning. I mean, the ocean, the cliffs, the whole vibe. It’s like a postcard. I take a deep breath, trying to calm down. But then, I see a seagull swoop down and steal someone’s sandwich. I can’t help but laugh. Like, that bird has some serious skills!

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