Katherine Ribeira Brava Brothel ❤️

About Lisbon

I walk in, ladies everywhere, smiling, winking. One girl, she look like my sister – I scream, “Nooo, not you!” Made me angry, heart go boom, like bomb in movie. “This is the end!” I yell, but no, she just laugh. I calm down, order drink – cheap vodka, taste like tractor oil. Brothel got dark corners, sticky floor, ugh, I trip, fall on big guy. He mad, I say, “Sorry, my king!” like in film. He punch me, I laugh – pain is funny!

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After that, I finally get a breather. I step outside for some fresh air. The view from the Miradouro da Ribeira Brava is stunning. I mean, the ocean, the cliffs, the whole vibe. It’s like a postcard. I take a deep breath, trying to calm down. But then, I see a seagull swoop down and steal someone’s sandwich. I can’t help but laugh. Like, that bird has some serious skills!

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