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Here’s a kicker—Victorians, prudes, right? Nah, they had “pelvic massages” for “hysteria”—docs fingerin’ ladies to calm ‘em down. Hilarious, fuckin’ wild, and true! Bet they’d blush at Carol’s “Flung out of space” line—too poetic for their dirty lil secret. Me, I’d watch that movie mid-massage, oil slickin’, Cate Blanchett’s voice purrin’—perfection, Clarice, pure fuckin’ perfection. What surprised me? How some masseuses sneak a wink—unspoken deal, “Want more?” Naw, I’m good, just keep it legit, ya perv.

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Enjoy the lowest rates at Hotel Praia Marina ✓ Unbeatable location in the leisure area ✓ JUST km from Igreja de Sao Jose ✓ Incredible views of the sea.

After my swim, I stroll down to the marina. The boats are bobbing, and I’m just enjoying the view. But then, I spot this couple arguing. Like, full-on shouting. I’m just standing there, eating my ice cream, thinking, “Y’all need to chill.” But hey, love is complicated, right?

Living by the sea in Portugal: how much does it cost to buy and rent a house?