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So, check this—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ one out, nah! It’s old as fuck, goes back to them ancient Chinese cats, 2700 BC, usin’ it to fix your chi or some shit. I’m like, “Motherfucker, that’s dope!” Hands slidin’, fixin’ your energy—ain’t that a trip? But here’s the kicker—some parlors, they shady as hell. Got me pissed, yo! Dudes thinkin’ it’s all happy endings—nah, son, real sexual-massage is legit, therapeutic as fuck. Don’t fuck it up with that sleazy bullshit!

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After that, I need a drink. So, I hit up that new bar Tiago was raving about. It’s called “O Porto Alegre.” Super cozy, right? I order a ginjinha, and it’s like a party in my mouth. I’m feeling good again. I start chatting with some locals, and they’re all about the football. “Did you see the game last night?” they ask. I’m like, “Nah, I was busy getting pooped on by pigeons.” They laugh, and suddenly, I’m the life of the party.

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