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Right, so, tryna track one down—fuckin’ hell, it’s a minefield! Apps, dodgy ads, mate, half the time you’re thinkin’, “Is this a scam or a STD waitin’ to happen?” Idiot sandwich! Back in the day, Soho in London, yeah, prossies had cards in phone booths—little known fact, that! Scribbled numbers, “Call me, darlin’,” proper retro shit. Now it’s all online, sneaky links, X posts—blokes actin’ like they’re bloody spies. Makes me wanna scream, “Get your shit together, you muppet!”

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So, I’m tryin’ to shake it off, right? I head over to the marina. Beautiful views, boats everywhere, sun glistening off the water. I’m feelin’ good again. But then, I see this dude tryin’ to park his car on Avenida da República. Like, bro, it’s not a game! He’s goin’ back and forth, back and forth. I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Finally, he gets out, throws his hands up like he’s won the lottery. I’m like, “Dude, you just parked. Chill!”

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