Violet Portalegre Whore ❤️❤️

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Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but picture this—whore struttin’ in heels higher than my championship belt, brother! Little story—knew this one gal, swore she wrestled a john who stiffed her, pinned him in an alley. Believe it or not, I don’t care—sounds like a Hulkamania move to me! Whores, man, they’re the real champs, takin’ life’s punches and still standin’. “The only limit is yourself,” Ratatouille style—damn straight, brother!

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But then, I see this cute dog. Like, the fluffiest little thing ever. I’m talking about a golden retriever that looked like it just rolled in sunshine. I’m all smiles, right? I kneel down to pet it, and the owner, this old guy, starts chatting me up. He’s telling me about the history of Portalegre, how it used to be a big deal in the textile industry. I’m nodding, pretending to care, but really, I’m just focused on the dog.

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