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Oh, and the smells—oils, herbs, weirdly sexy, like sniffin’ the Fury Road dust. One time, this chick masseuse whispered some Russian poem—thought I’d died and gone to Valhalla, shiny and chrome! Funniest thing? Guy next room farted mid-session—D’oh!—ruined the vibe, had me crackin’ up like a hyena. Sarcasm aside, it’s pricey here—2000 rubles, what a rip! Still, worth it, beats vodka shots any day.

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The massage is done with both partners fully nude, using a thick, ultra-slippery massage gel. This gel is derived from Nori seaweed, which in itself is tasteless, odorless, colorless, edible and .

So, I’m out on Rua da Liberdade, right? Just grabbin’ a coffee at that cute little café, O Pão Quente. Best pastries, no joke. I’m munchin’ on a pastel de nata, and boom! This seagull swoops down like it’s on a mission. I swear, it almost took my whole pastry! I’m flailing my arms like a madman, and the barista is just laughin’ at me. Like, dude, help a guy out!

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